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ap-kinda-lit:

iammopmop:

tatsutahimet:

c-dentello:

andy-the-anon:

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Ur right and u should say it

Reading this in 2021

World Heritage Post

discoidal:

working title is: zoe learns how to sext

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anisaanisa:

Hellsite citizens! Tumblr is in the lurch, so to celebrate that, we’re going to do what we do best – make a holiday out of it! Blast off in ten days! 🦀🦀🦀

When: June 29th. Or after – Crab Day is a state of mind.
How: Buy your buddies or drive-by besties a crab invasion from the Tumblr shop!
Why: to let @staff know we’re still kicking it!
Follow @crab-day-counter to mark your days!

ⓘ Tumblr Blue Hex: #35465C | Pose very much inspired Crab Champions, the game ever!

gnassh:

sk00pa:

jesse pikmin and waltimar white

This post is 9 years old but if you told me it was made yesterday I would believe you

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teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

See I hate calling the cops and arguably one of the most satisfying parts of my job is when someone is doing dumb shit and I can resolve it without my employers calling the cops but that being said sometimes on occasion I have no choice but to call the cops and when that happens I would really really really love it if the operator didn’t take it as an invitation to fucking argue with me

Operator: Hello

Me: Is this dispatch?

Operator: No, what is your situation

Me: Security at XYZ, please connect me with dispatch

Operator: What for

Me: I’m security at XYZ, there is a theft in progress, please connect me with dispatch

Operator: Have they left the building?

Me: They have concealed several hundred dollars in equipment into bags and are preparing to leave the building

Operator: But they’re still inside?

Me: Yes

Operator: Have they been asked to leave?

Me: No, they have weapons and we cannot approach, please connect me to dispatch

Operator: Have they threatened anyone?

Me: No. We have not approached

Operator: Well you see then they have not committed a crime

Me:

Me: Are You Fucking Serious

Operator: It’s just the law

Me: I know the law. This is my job. They are moving towards the exit with the concealed equipment

Operator: Have they left with the items?

Me: They are on their way to leave with the items. A car has pulled up outside

Operator: Call us back when they’ve left

Me:

Me: Are you fucking serious

and on the other end of the stupid spectrum there is, “You are doing something stupid and if you keep doing the stupid thing then SOMEONE will call the cops and I’d rather we all just chilled out instead” which works 99% of the time, but that last 1% is just

Me: Hey, bud. Heard the owner found you smoking in the bathroom. You doing okay

Them: Fuck off

Me: Yeah, fair enough. Listen, I don’t wanna bug you, I just wanna ask if you could move like twenty feet that way? The owner is a bit freaked out and I can probably get them to chill if they see you’re off the property

Them: I said fuck off, I’m not going anywhere, you can’t tell me what to do, fuckin goof

Me: Okay, that’s fine. I’m just doing my job. Not trying to get you in trouble or start a fight. I’d really rather not deal with the cops today anyway you know, haha

Them, pulling out a knife: Are you fucking threatening me

Me:

Me: Do you have any idea how much overtime I have to do now

ALT

I’M CANADIAN

ALT

IT IS N O T

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vadoodlevee:

Madness.

ouiladybug:

PLUS FORTS ENSEMBLE | MIRACULOUS: THE MOVIE

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jackedjacket:

In which Adrien convinces himself Luka is Ladybug

(reuploaded this with better colors behind luka)

standsforjinxed:

feat. Jinx and her pretty pink eyes (part 10/?)

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bondboy8:

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eduseyes:

Jiufen Old Street

One of the inspirations for Spirited Away

2023.07.03